BI/GP BAD IDEAS
GOOD PARENTING
A FAMILY CO-OP EXPERIMENT
1–6 PLAYERS · ONE VERY BAD PLAN

They had ideas.
You have
regrets.

A cow on the loose. A car with a questionable paint job. Your kids are in charge.
What could possibly go wrong?

No accounts. No downloads. Very little dignity.

WELCOME TO QUESTIONABLE ACRESEST. FIVE MINUTES AGO
KID APPROVED.
PARENT REGRETTED.
01 / CATCH THE COW02 / QUESTION EVERYTHING
A QUICK PARENTING MANUAL

Cooperate.
Try not to make it worse.

You have six minutes. Share the room link with up to five friends, or play solo. The host starts each round.

  1. Catch Buttercup. Walk near the cow and press E. She follows you. Lead her next to the car and press E again to load her.
  2. Drive. E near the car to get in. Use WASD or arrows to steer. Bring the cow to the red barn; she hops out automatically. Drive 1800 farm meters total. E gets you out.
  3. Coordinate colors. Park at the striped paint shop. Use the Body and Trim swatches to match the style card.
  4. Bonk. On foot, get close to a striped troublemaker and press Space. Bonk five of them. It's all cartoon nonsense.
  5. Embrace the shame. After the first four jobs, everyone goes to the porch in the bottom-left corner. Get out of the car and press H.

On a phone, drag the joystick and tap the action buttons. Use Map to see the whole farm. Tap Sound off to enable sound.